(Now it seems only fair that the Chicago guy should get to win the Dem primary, right?)
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Great game! I was pulling for the Giants.
I saw all three Mannings play in college. Until now, the best game was Old Miss against Alabama played in Birmingham, with Archie Manning coming up just short. I saw his sons beat my favorite team also. Their athletic ability reminds me of my reasoning ability.
I thought that Bill Belichick was classless the way that he ran out on the field with one second left and attempted to take away the glory of Manning taking the final snap and celebrating with his players on the field. Of course, that’s the kind of person he is, and he’s a cheater just like Hillary.
Now, watch Hillary Rodham come out wearing a Giant’s cap and saying that she has always been a Giant’s fan. I can hardly wait for her to attempt a photo-op with the team before Tuesday’s primary.
Woody on an enjoyable day with a friend: “I had a great lunch this afternoon with my old pal Chuck – we had a blast. Caught up on the gang, cracked some jokes and talked football – but the whole time I was expecting Hillary Clinton to show up, snatch the food off my plate and shoot my buddy. Other than that, it was great fun.”
“Being free means you get to think for yourself, and you get to decide for yourself what to do,” Oprah told the crowd assembled at UCLA’s Pauly Pavilion today, addressing herself to women who she worried might feel compelled to vote for Hillary. Thank you, Oprah, I done seen the light! “Free at last, free at last! Thank God Almighty, we’re free at last!”
I was rooting for the Patriots, but Hillary probably IS a Giants fan, Woody, being a transplant to New York and all. Remember what happened to Rudy when he admitted to liking the Boston Red Sox? (Or was it the Chicago White Sox?) Anyway, this isn’t Chicago’s year and many blacks feel that Obama needs more experience. Maybe next time. And Bill sure did good today reverting to is “Aw Shucks, Ma’am” roots, so don’t count him down til the fat lady sings.
uh, reg, as for those paranoid thoughts about Hillary: when you can’t tell reality from obsessive hallucinations and imagine the objects of your obsession coming out of the tv set at you — to kill you no less, well, you know. Time to either take your meds or call an exorcist. Or maybe a “paranormalist,” or just put a cover on that plate of food. (How’s your buddy, anyway? You, I don’t have to ask about.)
The “English Teacher” and “Reading Comprehension” specialist shows just how dumb as dirt she happens to be – attributes a satirical comment on Woody as my “paranoid thoughts.”
What a piece of work.
Pat yourself on the back for being “well-traveled” and “highly educated”, honey. You’re less coherent than Woody…
Winning isn’t everything, particularly if losing means you get to glimpse Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen striding naked down the Great White Way. A trip to the Super Bowl has suddenly presented the Patriots with an unexpected dilemma: a choice between a perfect record and beholding the perfect body, unclad and in motion.
In the aftermath of their 21-12 victory over the San Diego Chargers, Tom Brady’s celebrated girlfriend startled onlookers by promising to run naked down Broadway in the unlikely event the Patriots lose to the Arizona-bound N.Y. Giants — unlikely until the very moment she parted her full lips and made the surprise announcement.
reg, if Hillary is elected, she will eat my lunch and more…. LINK – “Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton said Sunday she might be willing to garnish the wages of workers who refuse to buy health insurance to achieve coverage for all Americans.”
PS: Worst crime of this zombie…Zero sense of humor. (Woody’s singular saving grace.)
Hooray, Hoorah, I quickly recognized Reg’s comment about Hillary snatching food as being satire aimed at Sr. Woody. Maybe the words “Woody on an enjoyable day with a friend:” tipped me off. Or it might just be be my superior analytical mind at work, which can also solve Fast Fourier transforms using an old school slide-rule.
Gisele Bundchen is much hotter than the Dallas quarterback’s girl-friend (Jessica Simpson). Gisele is Brazil’s finest export, but maybe she is also bad luck at the games, just like Jessica.
LA Resident,
I would give that to Adriana Lima, who, btw, regularly attends mass at my church in Manhattan.
One time during the recitation of the Lord’s Prayer, she was sitting to my left and my wife was sitting to my right. Everyone joins hands and I was holding my wife’s hand in my right hand and Adriana Lima’s in my left.
Since I find American Pro Football a godawful bore I don’t give a crap about any of this except to hope fervently that the first time the Sox vist the Stadium in the Bronx Eli Manning throws out the first pitch (to be caught by Bucky Dent – natch!)
This isn’t the first time that L A Res has come to the rescue to translate the intricate labyrinths of confusion lurking in reg’s mind, and as they come out in his tangled, overwrought rants and pontifications.
But as for the Hillary poltergeist, reg, don’t worry: this isn’t the first report of such a phenomenon — in fact, it’s becoming quite common among men of a certain age (usually her contemporaries or slightly older). They see her emerging from their tv sets, grabbing their food, assaulting their friends, stealing their money — in fact, it’s become so common that a new term, “Hillarygeitism,” has been added to the medical lexicon and researchers are seeking subjects for further study. — All medical expenses paid, there’s even a small stipend for your trouble. I strongly suggest you present yourself, it may afford you some peace of mind.
Should you choose to sit it out, it will probably fade with the November elections — unless, of course, she wins, in which case, the incidences of this condition are projected to rise exponentially and may even result in some untreatable strains. Good luck (and hide that food when you’re near the tv, and don’t overimbibe late at night, meanwhile).
LA – at least there weren’t any references to our wearing Che Guevara houseslippers as she patiently awaits our impending deaths in the Old Commies Nursing Home. Thank G_d for small things. Very small.
Randy,
I am not sure whether to believe the Adriana story, it might be an un-diagnosed case of “Hillarygeitism. For some one to “argue” Adriana Lima vs. Gisele Bundchen is analogous to arguing Ferrari vs. Porsche. These are all very beautiful creations which any man would be proud to drive.
LAR,
The mass is in Portuguese for the Brazilian community. She’s not the only model to show up, in any case.
Great game! I was pulling for the Giants.
I saw all three Mannings play in college. Until now, the best game was Old Miss against Alabama played in Birmingham, with Archie Manning coming up just short. I saw his sons beat my favorite team also. Their athletic ability reminds me of my reasoning ability.
I thought that Bill Belichick was classless the way that he ran out on the field with one second left and attempted to take away the glory of Manning taking the final snap and celebrating with his players on the field. Of course, that’s the kind of person he is, and he’s a cheater just like Hillary.
Now, watch Hillary Rodham come out wearing a Giant’s cap and saying that she has always been a Giant’s fan. I can hardly wait for her to attempt a photo-op with the team before Tuesday’s primary.
Woody on an enjoyable day with a friend: “I had a great lunch this afternoon with my old pal Chuck – we had a blast. Caught up on the gang, cracked some jokes and talked football – but the whole time I was expecting Hillary Clinton to show up, snatch the food off my plate and shoot my buddy. Other than that, it was great fun.”
“Being free means you get to think for yourself, and you get to decide for yourself what to do,” Oprah told the crowd assembled at UCLA’s Pauly Pavilion today, addressing herself to women who she worried might feel compelled to vote for Hillary. Thank you, Oprah, I done seen the light! “Free at last, free at last! Thank God Almighty, we’re free at last!”
I was rooting for the Patriots, but Hillary probably IS a Giants fan, Woody, being a transplant to New York and all. Remember what happened to Rudy when he admitted to liking the Boston Red Sox? (Or was it the Chicago White Sox?) Anyway, this isn’t Chicago’s year and many blacks feel that Obama needs more experience. Maybe next time. And Bill sure did good today reverting to is “Aw Shucks, Ma’am” roots, so don’t count him down til the fat lady sings.
uh, reg, as for those paranoid thoughts about Hillary: when you can’t tell reality from obsessive hallucinations and imagine the objects of your obsession coming out of the tv set at you — to kill you no less, well, you know. Time to either take your meds or call an exorcist. Or maybe a “paranormalist,” or just put a cover on that plate of food. (How’s your buddy, anyway? You, I don’t have to ask about.)
The “English Teacher” and “Reading Comprehension” specialist shows just how dumb as dirt she happens to be – attributes a satirical comment on Woody as my “paranoid thoughts.”
What a piece of work.
Pat yourself on the back for being “well-traveled” and “highly educated”, honey. You’re less coherent than Woody…
I have to make an emergency trip to New York.
Bundchen: ‘If the Pats Lose, I’ll Run Naked Through Mid-Town Manhattan’
reg, if Hillary is elected, she will eat my lunch and more….
LINK – “Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton said Sunday she might be willing to garnish the wages of workers who refuse to buy health insurance to achieve coverage for all Americans.”
PS: Worst crime of this zombie…Zero sense of humor. (Woody’s singular saving grace.)
Hooray, Hoorah, I quickly recognized Reg’s comment about Hillary snatching food as being satire aimed at Sr. Woody. Maybe the words “Woody on an enjoyable day with a friend:” tipped me off. Or it might just be be my superior analytical mind at work, which can also solve Fast Fourier transforms using an old school slide-rule.
Gisele Bundchen is much hotter than the Dallas quarterback’s girl-friend (Jessica Simpson). Gisele is Brazil’s finest export, but maybe she is also bad luck at the games, just like Jessica.
LA Resident,
I would give that to Adriana Lima, who, btw, regularly attends mass at my church in Manhattan.
One time during the recitation of the Lord’s Prayer, she was sitting to my left and my wife was sitting to my right. Everyone joins hands and I was holding my wife’s hand in my right hand and Adriana Lima’s in my left.
Since I find American Pro Football a godawful bore I don’t give a crap about any of this except to hope fervently that the first time the Sox vist the Stadium in the Bronx Eli Manning throws out the first pitch (to be caught by Bucky Dent – natch!)
This isn’t the first time that L A Res has come to the rescue to translate the intricate labyrinths of confusion lurking in reg’s mind, and as they come out in his tangled, overwrought rants and pontifications.
But as for the Hillary poltergeist, reg, don’t worry: this isn’t the first report of such a phenomenon — in fact, it’s becoming quite common among men of a certain age (usually her contemporaries or slightly older). They see her emerging from their tv sets, grabbing their food, assaulting their friends, stealing their money — in fact, it’s become so common that a new term, “Hillarygeitism,” has been added to the medical lexicon and researchers are seeking subjects for further study. — All medical expenses paid, there’s even a small stipend for your trouble. I strongly suggest you present yourself, it may afford you some peace of mind.
Should you choose to sit it out, it will probably fade with the November elections — unless, of course, she wins, in which case, the incidences of this condition are projected to rise exponentially and may even result in some untreatable strains. Good luck (and hide that food when you’re near the tv, and don’t overimbibe late at night, meanwhile).
LA – at least there weren’t any references to our wearing Che Guevara houseslippers as she patiently awaits our impending deaths in the Old Commies Nursing Home. Thank G_d for small things. Very small.
Randy,
I am not sure whether to believe the Adriana story, it might be an un-diagnosed case of “Hillarygeitism. For some one to “argue” Adriana Lima vs. Gisele Bundchen is analogous to arguing Ferrari vs. Porsche. These are all very beautiful creations which any man would be proud to drive.
LAR,
The mass is in Portuguese for the Brazilian community. She’s not the only model to show up, in any case.