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THIS JUST IN: God is a Lesbian!

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    And here’s her gay son, Mr. Christ!!

Come Judgment Day, many denominations surveyed about gay marriage by the Pew Forum on Religion and Tall Tales, or something like that, will be in a heap of trouble. My theological advice to them: Repent, renounce your damnable, intolerant, anti-human positions or surrender your tax-exempt status.

The survey is here.

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