Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
As the transition teams get up and running, and the speculative cabinet member lists fly round the web, a humor break (in case you haven’t seen it) courtesy of The Onion.
Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
As the transition teams get up and running, and the speculative cabinet member lists fly round the web, a humor break (in case you haven’t seen it) courtesy of The Onion.
It appears that the creator at “The Onion” have met reg.
But, some Obama supporters have something to live for–their back pay for last minute campaigning.
“I want my money today! It’s my money. I want it right now!” yelled one former campaign worker.
My advice, call JG Wentworth.
Here’s another fun video: The Wizard of Washington
What is reg going to do now? This Onion blurb sums him up perfectly.
Now I guess all the special interests who’ve hung their hopes on Obama will sit back with their hands out, waiting… but as even the LA Times said today in its front-page story, stating the obvious, with the enormous economic problems he’s inheriting plus the recent bailout added to the trillions in debt already, he’ll have to pull back on his promises and raise taxes not just on those earning less than $200,000 (a line that already crept down from the $250,000 he floated just a month earlier, when Joe the Plumber became such a laughingstock to the Bill Maher too-cool-to-stand-it set). Will Joe the Plumber be proven right? Will reg have to spend his days proving him wrong?
Swing voters ended up being convinced by Obama’s promises to cut taxes MORE than McCain would, NOT by a willingness to accept a massive redistribution of income, which is what the reg’s and other left-liberals have been waiting for. A clash of expectations is sure to come — Obama’s honeymoon will last maybe 4 months, then reg will sharpen his fangs against those who’re disappointed when Obama starts having to disown his promises. Hillary will secretly think, “I told you so,” and plan for 012. Palin will be urged to run by the Religious Right, the brainless designer-clad Real Housewives of Atlanta, Hooters for Palin and manufacturers of high-heeled boots, some of who will fund her campaign. Reg will try to require all future female candidates to don birkenstocks and shapeless jeans like he does, or in bursts of attempts at high-fashion, pastel-hued pantsuits.
Even foreigners will start a backlash against Obama when they realize that American policies won’t change all that radically: he won’t suddenly support Palestine and Syria or Iran over Israel, can’t suddenly pull out of Iraq, and can’t keep his promise to legalize all Mexicans without consequence and give them drivers’ licenses (made to get the endorsement of La Opinion and Cal Mexican politicians). The REAL fun will be watching the web of promises to all unravel, as reality sets in. IN TRUTH I wish him well: if he can actually motivate all Americans to come together toward a shared, improved future, Amen.
What is this I am reading from WBC, our new messiah Barack Obama is not going to give me the Mercedes Benz SL600 formerly owned by an AIG executive. And I won’t have an illegal alien from mexico with his new license driving me around in my redistributed Mercedes Benz.
Impeach Barck “Indian Giver” Obama NOW !!!!
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