Comments on: Got State Budget Problems? Hey, Just Cut Inmate Food. http://witnessla.com/prison/2009/admin/got-state-budget-problems-hey-just-cut-inmate-food/ street news, views and stories of justice and injustice Thu, 24 May 2012 14:53:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Rob Thomas http://witnessla.com/prison/2009/admin/got-state-budget-problems-hey-just-cut-inmate-food/comment-page-1/#comment-157854 Rob Thomas Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:07:46 +0000 http://witnessla.com/?p=5059#comment-157854 SNG , I hope you're not talking about MY Raul you know I alraedy told you to step off, he's mine! But it's cool though, if he chooses you, I'll just hook up with Alex Sanchez for some conjugal visits. It looks like he's going to be going away for a while. Come to papi Alex! SNG , I hope you’re not talking about MY Raul you know I alraedy told you to step off, he’s mine! But it’s cool though, if he chooses you, I’ll just hook up with Alex Sanchez for some conjugal visits. It looks like he’s going to be going away for a while. Come to papi Alex!

]]> By: Woody http://witnessla.com/prison/2009/admin/got-state-budget-problems-hey-just-cut-inmate-food/comment-page-1/#comment-157679 Woody Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:44:53 +0000 http://witnessla.com/?p=5059#comment-157679 mrs. salazar, I'll have you know that for the past six weeks I have been eating less than the prisoners to reduce my bad cholesterol and weight. Now, I fit into the same size clothes that I wore over twenty years ago. The prisoners should look upon their Jenny Craig meals as a health benefit. However, I have to draw a line at food that has passed the expiration date. No one wants to lose weight by getting food poisoning. I suspect that mistake is a result of typical government screw-ups rather than bad intentions. If we can't house all of the prisoners, then we could start executing them, starting with Bernie Madoff. What I can't figure out is how so many unhealthy inmates manage to work out and build up their bodies when in prison. Are they given steroids? mrs. salazar, I’ll have you know that for the past six weeks I have been eating less than the prisoners to reduce my bad cholesterol and weight. Now, I fit into the same size clothes that I wore over twenty years ago. The prisoners should look upon their Jenny Craig meals as a health benefit.

However, I have to draw a line at food that has passed the expiration date. No one wants to lose weight by getting food poisoning. I suspect that mistake is a result of typical government screw-ups rather than bad intentions.

If we can’t house all of the prisoners, then we could start executing them, starting with Bernie Madoff.

What I can’t figure out is how so many unhealthy inmates manage to work out and build up their bodies when in prison. Are they given steroids?

]]> By: Gava Joe http://witnessla.com/prison/2009/admin/got-state-budget-problems-hey-just-cut-inmate-food/comment-page-1/#comment-157653 Gava Joe Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:30:12 +0000 http://witnessla.com/?p=5059#comment-157653 Fuck it all, man! Fuck it all, man!

]]> By: SNG http://witnessla.com/prison/2009/admin/got-state-budget-problems-hey-just-cut-inmate-food/comment-page-1/#comment-157637 SNG Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:45:28 +0000 http://witnessla.com/?p=5059#comment-157637 As long as they still have conjugal visits, so I can see my Raul. As long as they still have conjugal visits, so I can see my Raul.

]]> By: mrs. salazar http://witnessla.com/prison/2009/admin/got-state-budget-problems-hey-just-cut-inmate-food/comment-page-1/#comment-157618 mrs. salazar Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:44:46 +0000 http://witnessla.com/?p=5059#comment-157618 Panzon means potbellied! Panzon means potbellied!

]]> By: mrs. salazar http://witnessla.com/prison/2009/admin/got-state-budget-problems-hey-just-cut-inmate-food/comment-page-1/#comment-157615 mrs. salazar Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:41:21 +0000 http://witnessla.com/?p=5059#comment-157615 Mi pretty Señora Celeste, send Señor Woody to Joe Arpaio's mess hall for one month, and just see if the panzon doesn't slim down! Mi pretty Señora Celeste, send Señor Woody to Joe Arpaio’s mess hall for one month, and just see if the panzon doesn’t slim down!

]]> By: George Noory http://witnessla.com/prison/2009/admin/got-state-budget-problems-hey-just-cut-inmate-food/comment-page-1/#comment-157613 George Noory Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:31:10 +0000 http://witnessla.com/?p=5059#comment-157613 Something very strange is going on here with all the deaths recently, and now including, Impressionist Fred Travalena, Vegas regular, dead at 66... Gale Storm "My Little Margie" and "The Gale Storm Show" Dead at 87... Billy Mays, the burly, bearded television pitchman known for his boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean dead at 50... Could it be the Nutraloaf, I ask my listeners? Something very strange is going on here with all the deaths recently, and now including,
Impressionist Fred Travalena, Vegas regular, dead at 66…
Gale Storm “My Little Margie” and “The Gale Storm Show” Dead at 87…
Billy Mays, the burly, bearded television pitchman known for his boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean dead at 50…
Could it be the Nutraloaf, I ask my listeners?

]]> By: Gabby Hayes http://witnessla.com/prison/2009/admin/got-state-budget-problems-hey-just-cut-inmate-food/comment-page-1/#comment-157598 Gabby Hayes Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:53:40 +0000 http://witnessla.com/?p=5059#comment-157598 This tastes like skunk. http://www.slate.com/id/2193538/ (2008) Taste-testing Nutraloaf...The prison food that just might be unconstitutionally bad. This tastes like skunk.
http://www.slate.com/id/2193538/
(2008)
Taste-testing Nutraloaf…The prison food that just might be unconstitutionally bad.

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