Woody, surely you know I’m terribly against capital punishment—EXCEPT when it comes to people who litter in National Parks, and those loathsome slimebags who unleash adware on our non-Mac computers. I say fry their sorry asses (now that lethal injection is not as readily available due to the Cruel and Unusual thing I mentioned earlier).

Who can argue with a man who runs the only accredited high school under a Sheriff in an American jail?

Who could argue with that famous Barretta saying emblazoned behind his desk — “If you don’t want to do the time….don’t do the crime”?

Who can argue with a man who instituted chain gangs, including female and young offender chain gangs? (Well, there are a few liberals that might argue with this one.)

Who can argue with a man that plays Newt Gingrich’ lecture series on videotape to inmates — oops – I gave it away – Yes it is none other than the tent city sheriff, Joe Arpaio of Arizona.

California sets a bad example for the entire country on most everything, but when Las Vegas bar owners start complaining about Californians, then you know that California has hit rock bottom. Here’s some samples:

Got problems? Blame the Californians

“California has a negative influence on our society,” he said, glancing around as cigarette smoke fills the stuffy place. “They should keep their world in their world.”

“Damn Californians,” she said, repeating a familiar complaint. “All their fault, all the time.”

I don’t know what you do with criminals, but we just execute them. That puts a cap on long-term costs and uncertainties. However, if someone is worth bringing back into society, then they do need to learn trade skills that will provide for them. If they can’t learn them, ship them to Mexico.

In any event, don’t give them the right to vote. Felons love Democrats and vice versa.