Comments on: The Arrest of Alex Sanchez – Part 2

By: Rob Thomas

Rob Thomas — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:11:42 +0000

I’ll keep Alex warm at night.

By: SNG

SNG — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:52:51 +0000

Nobody cares if Obama was born in Kenya. He’ll get reelected if people find out he was born in Saudi Arabia and related to the Bin Ladins. That’s how bad America hates Republicans.

By: Woody

Woody — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 21:14:29 +0000

“The Pentagon deployed missile interceptors to Honolulu on Friday after reports that the North Koreans are planning to fire a missile at Hawaii. The president’s birthplace is safe. It’ll take them ten years to build a missile that can reach Kenya.” — Argus Hamilton, comedian (or, so they say)

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“You know, most people, when they read ‘1984,’ were scared. When Barack Obama read it, he started taking notes.” — Rush Limbaugh

By: Woody

Woody — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 21:10:40 +0000

Bad things happen if a post sits idle too long…like this:

A striking blonde woman walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object behind the counter, she asks, “What is that?”

The helpful store clerk responds, “Why, it’s a thermos.”

Still curious, the blonde asks, “What does it do?”

“It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,” replies the clerk.

So she buys one….

The next day, she brings her new thermos to work with her.

Her boss, also a blond, asks, “What’s that shiny thingy?”

She replies with authority, “It’s a thermos.”

“Oh,” says he, “And what’s it do?”

“Well,” says she, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

Then he asks, “So what do you have in there today?”

“Two cups of coffee and a Popsicle.”

By: Blanche Pubis

Blanche Pubis — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:59:47 +0000

After 3 days… All fish, house guests, and old posts begin to smell.

By: Sedonia Minnewather

Sedonia Minnewather — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:05:25 +0000

Back off Woody or the reindeer won’t be the only one with a red nose! You too, Mavis Beacon … back off you’re standing in Celeste’s aura.

By: Mavis Beacon

Mavis Beacon — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 15:53:33 +0000

Congrats on the MFA! Are you now a writer of some kind?

By: SanFer

SanFer — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:47:14 +0000

^Methinks the warlock playeth with his wand too much.

By: Woody

Woody — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:57:20 +0000

Some gang members have titles like Celeste’s MFA, better known to them as Mo-Fuc-A’s.