Does anyone have a brain anymore? This customers visit was “super-sized” by the managers cretinous gullibility. Hubba-hubba.

Historically, real estate has given many Americans with a stable investment vehicle that provides both income and appreciation. One of the greatest tools available to real estate investors is government-sponsored retirement plans, such as IRAs and 401(k)s.

Most investors believe that their only IRA investment options are bank CDs, the stock market, and mutual funds.

Few Americans realize that they have the option to self-direct their IRAs and other retirement plans into real estate—and that they can benefit from the tax advantages those plans provide. IRA investments earn tax-deferred/tax-free profits.

Equity Trust is a passive Self Directed IRA custodian that offers a truly self-directed IRA and self directed 401(k).

http://www.trustetc.com/

Pokey pays about $400 per year for unlimited service, which is mostly paying bills (water power, repairs …)
You can also trade stocks, which I should not have done, since those are worth less than 1/2 what I paid about 12 months ago. These fees are about $20 per trade.

There are other provides, but this was one of the biggest and oldest that I found with understandable fees. I have been pleased with the service.

They also have regular seminars and education material.

Over 70 such occurrences were reported in 30 U.S. states, until an incident in 2004 in Mt. Washington, Kentucky finally led to the arrest and charging of David Stewart, a 37-year-old employee of Corrections Corporation of America. On October 31, 2006, he was acquitted of all charges (but Pokey thinks he did it)

The final call was made to a McDonald’s restaurant in Mount Washington, Kentucky on April 9, 2004. According to assistant manager Donna Summers, the caller identified himself as a policeman, ‘Officer Scott’, who described a female employee he suspected of stealing a purse. After the caller demanded that the employee be searched at the store, or taken to jail, the employee was brought into an office and ordered to remove her clothes, which Summers took to her car. Another assistant manager was present during this time. After an hour Summers told the caller that she was required at the counter, and the caller then told her to bring in her fiance, Walter Nix.

Nix arrived and took over from Summers, following the caller’s directions for the next 2 hours. He removed the apron the employee had covered herself with, ordered her to dance and perform jumping jacks. He also ordered her to sit on his lap and kiss him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strip_Search_Prank_Call_Scam

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